Words of Wisdom

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Words of Wisdom

Post by Admin on Sat Jul 22, 2017 10:35 am

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

Life may begin at 50, but it doesn’t get real interesting until about 120

I believe in treating everyone with respect, but, first you have to get their attention.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older!

Panniers can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.

Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.

Coffee is as important as petrol.

Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you’ll ride alone.

A bike on the road is worth two in the garage.

There is nothing more obscene than a new bike on a trailer.

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.

Well-trained reflexes are better than luck.

Don’t lead the Group unless you know where you’re going.

Beware the rider who says that their bike never breaks down.

If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.

There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.

Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

"I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle" - Anon

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